Context is Everything
Nothing happens in a vacuum, so pay attention to the context of your presentation: the city, the event, and even the venue can color how your speech is perceived.
I recently performed a benefit for a church parish. While the event was not in the church, which would be fraught with way too much context for the average lay person to handle, it was in their bingo hall. (Bingo, by the way, comes to us from the Spanish bingar, to shout out enthusiastically while gambling at a church-sponsored event. Yo bingo. Tu bingas. Estamos bingamos.)
Unfortunately, there was bible class the next morning in the bingo hall, and the stage was adorned with pandas for the students. Many, many pandas. Too many pandas to remove and replace later. Add your own pandemonium comment here.
Why pandas? I’m not sure about this one. I don’t recall too many pandas in the bible, but I do know that 99% of their diet is bamboo. Maybe the point is that having a diet of just one thing—be it the bible or just bamboo—is okay in the long run. Or eventually causes extinction. Whatever.
The Show Must Go On
One of the rules of show business is that the show must go on, and so it did. We couldn’t move the pandas, nor could we refocus the lights to another part of the stage, so we—the pandas and I—did the show together. Ebony and ivory, and me.
The telling of a story or joke you’ve delivered a thousand times before changes when you’re surrounded by cartoon pandas. I don’t understand the mechanics of why that is, but a happy Ling-Ling peering over your shoulder makes what you say less serious by a couple of notches. I can only imagine what the same material would’ve done had we performed in the church—probably a lot more solemn. Same words, same delivery, different context, different effect.
Address It and Move On
On paper, the venue looked fine, but in reality, in context, it offered some complications. When there’s an elephant in the room—or dozens of pandas—address the fact and move on. Each performer that night commented on the random context and the point became moot. The night went fine and no one shouted Bingo.
Epilogue
As we were leaving, a clean up crew began dismantling the pandas and ripping them from their perches. The event’s coordinator asked what they were doing, and they told us that there was a special event the very next morning and they needed to remove everything from the hall. Now pass the bamboo.