I do a lot of private events, but on occasion I perform stand-up in public venues, live and in 3-D! Here are some upcoming [and/or recent] public shows:
August 19: 8 pm | Positano Restaurant ; Bethesda, MD | $10
If you’re looking for an inexpensive show near a Metro station, I think I’ve got it! Plus, it’s an Italian restaurant—probably the best one on the block—so you can get a bite before the show. Cash only, so get there early. And keep your eyes peeled: I’m only doing a short set.
August 21: 8 pm | Charleston Music Hall; Charleston, SC | $25
Oh boy. If you happen to be in Charleston for the big ol’ #eclipse and wanted to have some fun afterward, check out our Eclipse Comedy Show and see two obscured stars in one day! Celebrate the dork side of the moon in the coolest building in town, a Gothic Revival masterpiece build in the mid 1800s. This is a one-time event, so tell all your friends down there. (And hit me up if you want a discount code for tix.) It’ll be astronomical.
August 27: 7 pm | Barefoot Comedy; Tybee Island, GA
This is my second gig in Georgia! I’ll be at the Tybee Post Theater. I hope to get more details soon, especially how to get there.
September 3: 8 pm | Showcase at the Blue Iguana; Fairfax, VA | $10
I’m back by popular demand for the first time—that’s how good this show is! And since it’s a Sunday, you know the crowd really wants to be there. Will you?
September 10: 7 pm | Party, Laugh, and Flip Virginia Blue; Silver Spring, MD | $40
I’m headlining this fundraiser for the democratic nominee for Governor of Virginia and the democratic nominee for Delegate in Virginia’s 32nd district. Yes, this show is in Maryland. If the current Orange in the White House is making you Green, help Virginia go Blue. Plus, free booze.
September 13: 8 pm | Ragtime; Arlington, VA| free
I’m performing at this hand-picked (what they now call curated) open-mic comedy show at Ragtime in Arlington. I’ll be doing 20 minutes of new and old material at this completely free show. It’s also $1.25 slider night, if a free show by America’s [former] 67th comedian isn’t enough for you.
September 16: 10:35 am | Baltimore Comedy & Arts Festival; Baltimore, MD | $?
Yes, I’ll be performing at the Pimlico Racetrack at 10:35 in the morning as part of the Baltimore Comedy & Arts Festival. More details anon.
October 19: 7 pm | The Ballroom; Bethesda, MD | $50-$10,000
Laughter is the best medicine, but funds can help people get medicine, too. This fundraiser is for CMR’s Mansfield Kaseman Health Clinic, and everyone wins when you get a ticket. Come out to the beautiful Ballroom in Bethesda. Free parking, even if you don’t get the $10,000 premier ticket package.
October 20-1: 9 & 11 pm | The Velveeta Room; Austin, TX | $10
I’m back headlining the Velv, Austin’s legendary comedy lounge on 6th Street. ‘nuf said.