July 5: 7:30 pm | Stand Up!; New York, NY | free
If you’re in the West Village, come see a free show at Oppa. I’m not in New York often, so take advantage while you can. 

July 14: 8 pm | Laugh Riot Comedy Show; Bethesda, MD | $10
Lots of great things to do in downtown Bethesda, from great food and drinks to affordable comedy shows. I’m headlining this one, but please still arrive on time. 

July 20: 8 pm | General Shaw’s Chicken Comedy Showcase; Washington, DC | $10
The historic Shaw’s Tavern is hosting this “finger-lickin’  funny time,” but I want to let you know this Chicken Comedy Show is available for vegans also. It’s just $10, but if you get tickets at the door they are $15; since you get what you pay for, it’s a better show if wait, but then there might not be any seats, so never mind. Get tickets now.

July 25: 8 pm | Cool Cow Comedy at Ragtime; Arlington, VA | free
If you can afford free, this might be a good show for you because it’s free. It’s cool, there will be cows, but, again, vegans are welcome. 

July 27: 9:30 pm | Five and Dime Ale House; Baltimore, MD | free
It’s my first time at the Five and Dime (I mean, I’ve been to a five and dime, just not this one). Come to this chill space in the Hampden ‘hood for a free show. Get more info here. 

July 28: 8 pm | French Quarter Brasserie; Fairfax, VA | $10
“Brasserie” is French for “Cajun,” or something like that. I didn’t study French in high school because Paris was 5500 miles away. I have no idea what that is in meters, but you’re digressing the point, which is this: you should come to this great restaurant and see me tell some funny jokes. Merci. 

August 22-3: 7:30 pm | DC Comedy Loft; Washington, DC | $8
Two shows with Lisa Best and Blaire Postman. Just eight bucks!

August 25: 8 pm | Laugh Riot Comedy Show; Bethesda, MD | $10
Back in Bethesda. Take the Red Line there. I call it the comet (because it comes once every 78 years).

August 26: 8 pm | The Blue Iguana; Fairfax, VA | $10
No iguanas were injured in the production of this comedy show. And it’s just ten bucks—the price of a cup of coffee.

September 7-8: 7:30/9:45 pm | DC Comedy Loft; Washington, DC | $15
I’m back at the DC Comedy Loft for four shows with Kurt Braunohler.

September 15: 8 pm | Laugh Riot Comedy Show; Bethesda, MD | $10
I call this my home club, and I guess that makes you my homies.

September 21: 8 pm | Kramerbooks; Washington, DC | $12
Comedy at a bookstore? Come back for more details!

September 23: 7 pm | The Cellar Door Comedy Show; Frederick, MD | $10
A fun show in a quaint city. Come early and walk around, check out the comedy show, and stumble back.

October 20-1: 7:30/9:45 pm | DC Comedy Loft; Washington, DC | $15
Three shows with Chris Franjola.

October 24-5: 7:30 pm | DC Comedy Loft; Washington, DC | $10
I’m back at the Loft with my friend Kellen Erskine. Just ten bucks!

October 27: 8 pm| Laugh Riot Comedy Show; Bethesda, MD | $10
Finishing off a busy week at my favorite spot. Hope to see you there.

November 15: 7:30 pm | Rialto Theatre; Canton, PA
Details as they emerge.

TBA | TBA; Fairfax, VA | $?
This is a special show to honor our vets, and I don’t mean the kind that remove furballs. Proceeds from this show will go toward building a memorial for WWI veterans and to recognize the centennial of The Big One, the war that, for better or worse, put America on the global stage. Details anon.

If you want more Robert Mac action, follow me on Twitter @RobertMaction, and I’ll let you know when I’ve got live shows coming up.