The National Zoo
People around the nation pay taxes so that people around the capital can attend world-class museums and other cultural venues free of charge. Like the National Zoo.
Little Wheaten Trowels
I flew to England yesterday. (True story.) Then I tried their most famous breakfast.
Hottest Month Ever
This clip was recorded at the headquarters of the American Association for the Advancement of Science, as part of their March for Science events in Washington, DC.
My solution to the immigration problem is not political. Or maybe even possible. Or practical.
But. It. Will. Work.
I travel a lot because . . . well, you’ll find out. Here are some stories from my adventures on the road.
Remember that one time when I won Comedy Central’s national stand-up competition? This is an edited-down version of that set.
PS I was going to a Halloween party later that day and that’s why I’m in zombie-face.
There are more clips on my YouTube channel.