merch - Robert Mac

It’s short for “merchandise,” and you know how the kids today like to abbrvt evrthng.

My new website will be ready soon, which will make it easier to order my junk. In the meantime, just send me a note with what you want. Stickers are $3 each, and there’s $1 postage per order for most* shipments in the U.S. For any questions, just email me and we can discuss it.

This sticker is None of Your Business. 2.5 x 2.5″

If you want to Know More Robert Mac, get this one! 2.5″

Help me save the planet with this petroleum-based sticker. 3.375″ x 3.25″ at its widest.

If you know me, you know I have a very high burrito libido. Do you? 2 x 3″

A Mac classic! This one always sells out! 2.5 x 2.5″

A new favorite! It’s about 2″ from base to top, but they don’t make measuring triangles very easy.

I know you’re Awkweird. This monster is 1.25″ x 5.8″! (It’s longer than my phone!) Awk-weird!

There are no words on this one, so it doesn’t come up much in my act. Someone said it’s an ape and other animals chasing a woman. Kinda. It’s huge: 2.25″ x 4.75″.

If you’re superficial like me, you need this. It’s super-duper superficial. 2.5″

This one is Not Too Shabby. It’s kind of 3-D and looks like an actual gauge, but it’s just a sticker. 2.5″

*most? Yeah, if you order a bunch of stuff, postage will increase. Yeesh. Just email me.

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